Prompt: 'fearsome cathedral monster' — AI: 'What if we made it look like it's about to sneeze but also maybe lick the entire building?' The tiny human really puts the absurdity into scale.
When you ask for 'fantasy elf portrait' and AI decides the real fantasy is proportions that make chiropractors weep. Those eyes know what happened here.
AI discovered anti-gravity technology... but only for tits. Physics took one look at this and clocked out early.
When you ask AI for 'masculine business professional' and it interprets 'business' as Victoria's Secret
AI tried to render 'art exhibition' - created a severed head museum instead
Requested 'gothic angel' - AI said 'what if Hot Topic had a throne room?'
Prompt: 'romantic autumn couples photo' - AI: 'PUMPKIN. HEAD. STACK.'
Business meeting going well until AI decided 'professional attire' needed an emphasis on... assets
AI's interpretation of 'cool and casual': conical hat, bubble gum, dual-wielding cigarettes like a Final Boss
Bartending 101: This is not how you shake a martini (both their faces know it)
Wait this one is actually fine - did AI accidentally succeed? Keeping it for contrast
Romance in the graveyard: When 'til death do us part' becomes 'even death won't stop us'
AI tried to generate 'main character energy'... gave him an ego the size of his head instead.
POV: You asked AI for 'seductive bedroom eyes' and it said 'how about unhinged demon grin instead?'