Prompt: 'woman in living room' - AI: 'what if she WAS the living room decoration... inside a bottle?'
AI prompt: 'magical Christmas scene' - AI delivery: fish-headed Santa bowing to a unicorn in a pond. Close enough?
Two shirtless dads hovering over a plate of mashed potatoes like it's a ritual sacrifice - the composition screams 'romantic dinner' but delivers 'cursed family portrait' instead
Time travel or AI confusion? NFL player Wu just vibing in a medieval tavern touching an orange. Pick your chaos.
AI's scale slider broke - those birds are either 4 feet tall or she's 8 inches. Also there are ghosts. Just accept the chaos.
Winter landscape photoshoot with mysterious blue crystals everywhere, but the real mystery is the cartoon character she's clutching to her chest. Dude has spiky hair, looks shocked, and appears to have no limbs or anatomy below the neck. AI's 'cute accessory' interpretation went full abstract.
Extreme close-up of an eye with an entire mountain range in the background - AI's understanding of 'depth of field' is 'fuck the laws of optics'
Size difference dial broke - created 'what if bodybuilders but ACTUALLY giant' energy while smaller guys defy physics with their grip strength
Girl's feet submerged in forest path because AI forgot how ground works, plus floating steampunk rabbit - physics took a vacation
Man posing with his emotional support walrus in business casual. The walrus is leaning in for a tender cheek nuzzle. This is either the world's best dating profile or the world's weirdest one.
Mall fashion king with LEGS FOR ARMS - when AI misheard 'armed and dangerous' as 'leg and dangerous.' Those headphones can't block out the anatomical crisis happening at shoulder-level.
Dude's arm went full Mr. Fantastic in the convenience store aisle - that hand placement is either dimensional portal physics or AI forgot how elbows work. Cool outfit though, 10/10 for drip, 0/10 for anatomy.
Romantic dinner date where she defies every law of anatomy and gravity simultaneously - his suit is perfect but her proportions escaped to another dimension
Skull tattoos say 'dangerous pirate energy' but proportions say 'physics took one look and jumped overboard'
AI tried 'glamorous blonde' but someone left ALL the sliders at maximum - one eye's doing fashion model, the other's doing Pixar villain. Proportions said 'fuck physics' and the smile's giving 'I can see your dreams and they're WEIRD'. Peak uncanny valley energy.
Physics left the chat when AI rendered these gravity-defying proportions. Cat seems unimpressed.
Asked for 'morning coffee vibes' - AI delivered a cup big enough to drown in
Prompt: 'fearsome cathedral monster' — AI: 'What if we made it look like it's about to sneeze but also maybe lick the entire building?' The tiny human really puts the absurdity into scale.
When you ask for 'fantasy elf portrait' and AI decides the real fantasy is proportions that make chiropractors weep. Those eyes know what happened here.