AI understood 'giant furry creature' and 'tiny human' but completely missed the memo on why you'd want both in the same image.
Prompt said 'wrap your legs around him romantically.' AI heard 'become a human pretzel and strangle him with your thighs while levitating.'
When your dog decided it's actually a book. 'CONFIX' - a tale of a dachshund's existential crisis, now in hardcover.
The prompt said 'frog prince' but AI heard 'frog the size of your eyeball sitting on your face.' Scale slider broken, vibes immaculate, ophthalmologist concerned.
AI layered a chibi version of her over her own mouth like the world's most confusing face filter. Is she eating herself? Is this a sticker? Even the horns are confused.
Macro content gone chibi. She's either being eaten or this is the world's most uncomfortable close-up. AI said 'why not both' and created this cursed tongue throne.
When you ask for 'cool refreshing treat' and AI delivers strawberries-in-ice-cube-on-ass in a sci-fi pool dimension. The future is weird and the snacks are weirder.
Fantasy druid communing with nature, except the beetle is the size of a dog and she seems REALLY into it. The crumpled map suggests they've been on an adventure together. I ship it.
Prompt asked for 'big strong sandwich guy' and AI delivered on ONE of those descriptors. The tiny person for scale really sells it - this man could crush cities, but he's perfecting his hoagie game. Respect.
The basketball, the gym, the muscles - all fine. Then you notice the EXTRA HAND pulling his shorts down from off-screen. Whose hand IS that? The ghost of horny past? An invisible personal trainer? We'll never know.
Prompt said 'mystical mermaid' - AI heard 'realistic head, anime body, forget anatomy entirely'
Asked for 'diverse office workers' and got six identical goblin-men having simultaneous existential crises. Those noses. Those EARS. The delete button exists for a reason and this is it.
Prompt: 'woman in living room' - AI: 'what if she WAS the living room decoration... inside a bottle?'
AI prompt: 'magical Christmas scene' - AI delivery: fish-headed Santa bowing to a unicorn in a pond. Close enough?
Two shirtless dads hovering over a plate of mashed potatoes like it's a ritual sacrifice - the composition screams 'romantic dinner' but delivers 'cursed family portrait' instead
Time travel or AI confusion? NFL player Wu just vibing in a medieval tavern touching an orange. Pick your chaos.
AI's scale slider broke - those birds are either 4 feet tall or she's 8 inches. Also there are ghosts. Just accept the chaos.
Winter landscape photoshoot with mysterious blue crystals everywhere, but the real mystery is the cartoon character she's clutching to her chest. Dude has spiky hair, looks shocked, and appears to have no limbs or anatomy below the neck. AI's 'cute accessory' interpretation went full abstract.
Extreme close-up of an eye with an entire mountain range in the background - AI's understanding of 'depth of field' is 'fuck the laws of optics'
Size difference dial broke - created 'what if bodybuilders but ACTUALLY giant' energy while smaller guys defy physics with their grip strength