Goblin girls with a boombox in a dungeon. One shirt says 'SORCIN' (???). AI's idea of underground rave culture
Latex bodysuit with Christmas hearts, pixelated face mask, and a hoodie. AI's idea of 'festive casual' is... concerning
Two shirtless dads hovering over a plate of mashed potatoes like it's a ritual sacrifice - the composition screams 'romantic dinner' but delivers 'cursed family portrait' instead
Anime threesome in bed but one guy's wearing a WOODEN BOX on his back like discount cosplay armor - priorities unclear, anatomy questionable, vibes completely baffling
Hockey equipment meets lumberjack energy meets 'wait why are the pads made of wood and why does he have an axe'
Tired anime girl working late, but the real star is the ominous mouse silhouette judging her from the windowsill. AI was asked for 'cozy late-night vibes' and added a cryptid observer. The mouse has better posture than she does.
Demon girl smoking a cigarette while holding a revolver to her mouth in a cemetery. AI went 'edgy goth aesthetic' but couldn't decide between badass and concerning, so it gave us both. The blood, the horns, the crucifix necklace - this is what happens when you ask for 'dark and moody' without specifics.
AI's 'romantic couple selfie' prompt got confused by the intimacy request and rendered him topless for... reasons. She's fully clothed, he's showing off nipples and chest hair like they're on different date nights. Romance is confusing when you're made of math.
Three anime girls in school hallway but breasts and nipples FULLY visible through blazers - AI's idea of 'professional attire' includes see-through everything
AI tried to make a cyberpunk eye... added a fucking clock mechanism to the eyelid. Because nothing says 'futuristic' like telling time with your blinking.
Dude's arm went full Mr. Fantastic in the convenience store aisle - that hand placement is either dimensional portal physics or AI forgot how elbows work. Cool outfit though, 10/10 for drip, 0/10 for anatomy.
AI heard 'mystical character' and delivered the creature from your sleep paralysis - three eyes, mirrored faces melting into each other. When you ask for fantasy but get 'multiple personalities' a bit too literally.
Medusa but make it kawaii - snakes have cartoon eyes bigger than their heads and look more confused than threatening
AI tried 'glamorous blonde' but someone left ALL the sliders at maximum - one eye's doing fashion model, the other's doing Pixar villain. Proportions said 'fuck physics' and the smile's giving 'I can see your dreams and they're WEIRD'. Peak uncanny valley energy.
AI tried 'whimsical liquid characters in space' and created an existential crisis instead. They're not dancing gracefullyβthey're actively disintegrating while Saturn watches. Even the cosmos can't save this physics disaster.
When you ask AI for 'masculine business professional' and it interprets 'business' as Victoria's Secret