When you ask for 'cool refreshing treat' and AI delivers strawberries-in-ice-cube-on-ass in a sci-fi pool dimension. The future is weird and the snacks are weirder.
Classroom soda break turned into cosmic liquid physics - drinking through a nebula now apparently
AI discovered anti-gravity technology... but only for tits. Physics took one look at this and clocked out early.
AI tried 'whimsical liquid characters in space' and created an existential crisis instead. They're not dancing gracefully—they're actively disintegrating while Saturn watches. Even the cosmos can't save this physics disaster.
When AI thinks 'holding your shoe' means 'weaponizing footwear as facial accessory'