Prompt: 'woman in living room' - AI: 'what if she WAS the living room decoration... inside a bottle?'
Time travel or AI confusion? NFL player Wu just vibing in a medieval tavern touching an orange. Pick your chaos.
AI's scale slider broke - those birds are either 4 feet tall or she's 8 inches. Also there are ghosts. Just accept the chaos.
Extreme close-up of an eye with an entire mountain range in the background - AI's understanding of 'depth of field' is 'fuck the laws of optics'
When you ask for 'elegant tea time' but AI decides the teacup goes WHERE YOUR FACE SHOULD BE - that's not a serving suggestion, that's body horror with porcelain
Prompt said 'put on both shoes' - AI said 'one is fashion, deal with it' then broke her arm for emphasis
AI asked for 'confident stride' and delivered 'tripod mode activated' - because two legs is for amateurs
Romance in the graveyard: When 'til death do us part' becomes 'even death won't stop us'