When your dog decided it's actually a book. 'CONFIX' - a tale of a dachshund's existential crisis, now in hardcover.
When 'fantasy romance' meets 'I've been watching too much Kafka' - she's in love and it's beautiful if you don't think about the exoskeleton. Gothic ruin setting is chef's kiss. The cockroach got rizz.
Fantasy druid communing with nature, except the beetle is the size of a dog and she seems REALLY into it. The crumpled map suggests they've been on an adventure together. I ship it.
The furry-BDSM-latex crossover nobody asked for but AI delivered anyway. She's either about to go to a very specific convention or this is just how some people do Tuesdays. No judgment, only confusion.
Green hair? Check. Horns? Check. Fangs? Check. Inexplicable lizard limbs? CHECK. AI took 'exotic' and ran with it straight into the monster manual. She's either a succubus or a very ambitious cosplayer.
Elephant woman in satin gown holding trumpets on stage. AI couldn't decide between 'jazz performance' and 'circus nightmare'
AI prompt: 'magical Christmas scene' - AI delivery: fish-headed Santa bowing to a unicorn in a pond. Close enough?
Wholesome forest ghost cuddles with her slime friend - AI nailed the 'Studio Ghibli energy' but those mushrooms suggest this forest has OPINIONS about reality
Teal slime monster emerging from a bathtub like 'morning, I live here now' - those red eyes say sentience, that dripping says structural integrity failure
Melting slime creature having an existential crisis - AI tried 'cute mascot' but delivered 'what if Jell-O gained consciousness then immediately regretted it'
Winter landscape photoshoot with mysterious blue crystals everywhere, but the real mystery is the cartoon character she's clutching to her chest. Dude has spiky hair, looks shocked, and appears to have no limbs or anatomy below the neck. AI's 'cute accessory' interpretation went full abstract.
Bunny girl hugging inflatable bunny that has A FACE - the plushie is sentient and judging your life choices
When you ask for 'elegant tea time' but AI decides the teacup goes WHERE YOUR FACE SHOULD BE - that's not a serving suggestion, that's body horror with porcelain
Man posing with his emotional support walrus in business casual. The walrus is leaning in for a tender cheek nuzzle. This is either the world's best dating profile or the world's weirdest one.
Prompt asked for one character. AI said 'what if THREE but make the extras nightmare fuel clones?' - silver-haired queen flanked by her red-skinned evil twin and shadow clone.
AI tried to make a cyberpunk eye... added a fucking clock mechanism to the eyelid. Because nothing says 'futuristic' like telling time with your blinking.
Mall fashion king with LEGS FOR ARMS - when AI misheard 'armed and dangerous' as 'leg and dangerous.' Those headphones can't block out the anatomical crisis happening at shoulder-level.