AI was told 'add subtle avian features' and went full cock-for-brains instead. Literally. That's a rooster head on an anime girl and I have questions the universe can't answer.
Prompt: 'fearsome cathedral monster' — AI: 'What if we made it look like it's about to sneeze but also maybe lick the entire building?' The tiny human really puts the absurdity into scale.
When you ask for 'fantasy elf portrait' and AI decides the real fantasy is proportions that make chiropractors weep. Those eyes know what happened here.
AI discovered anti-gravity technology... but only for tits. Physics took one look at this and clocked out early.
She's serving confident street fashion energy... with four arms. Two normal human arms, two bonus skeletal claws. AI said 'what if we added another pair?' and nobody stopped it. The crop top still fits though, so that's something.
AI tried 'whimsical liquid characters in space' and created an existential crisis instead. They're not dancing gracefully—they're actively disintegrating while Saturn watches. Even the cosmos can't save this physics disaster.
When you ask for 'alien character' but AI decides to merge a basic emoji face with sentient blue Jell-O. That's not extraterrestrial biology, that's a dessert having an identity crisis.
When you ask AI for 'masculine business professional' and it interprets 'business' as Victoria's Secret
AI tried to render 'art exhibition' - created a severed head museum instead
Asked for 'fantasy character design' - got a centaur that couldn't decide which animal it wanted to be
When AI thinks 'holding your shoe' means 'weaponizing footwear as facial accessory'
Requested 'gothic angel' - AI said 'what if Hot Topic had a throne room?'
Prompt: 'romantic autumn couples photo' - AI: 'PUMPKIN. HEAD. STACK.'
Business meeting going well until AI decided 'professional attire' needed an emphasis on... assets
AI's interpretation of 'cool and casual': conical hat, bubble gum, dual-wielding cigarettes like a Final Boss
When you ask for 'cyberpunk portrait' and AI gives one eye the full steampunk treatment
Bartending 101: This is not how you shake a martini (both their faces know it)
Wait this one is actually fine - did AI accidentally succeed? Keeping it for contrast
Romance in the graveyard: When 'til death do us part' becomes 'even death won't stop us'