AI heard 'mystical character' and delivered the creature from your sleep paralysis - three eyes, mirrored faces melting into each other. When you ask for fantasy but get 'multiple personalities' a bit too literally.
Romantic dinner date where she defies every law of anatomy and gravity simultaneously - his suit is perfect but her proportions escaped to another dimension
Horror movie vibes except the chainsaw isn't IN her hands, it's PART of her skull - AI created a biological weapon hybrid nobody asked for
Medusa but make it kawaii - snakes have cartoon eyes bigger than their heads and look more confused than threatening
Skull tattoos say 'dangerous pirate energy' but proportions say 'physics took one look and jumped overboard'
Prompt: 'give her a weapon' - AI: 'what if chainsaw BUT ALSO sword BUT ALSO glowing BUT ALSO fuck physics'
AI asked for 'confident stride' and delivered 'tripod mode activated' - because two legs is for amateurs
AI tried 'glamorous blonde' but someone left ALL the sliders at maximum - one eye's doing fashion model, the other's doing Pixar villain. Proportions said 'fuck physics' and the smile's giving 'I can see your dreams and they're WEIRD'. Peak uncanny valley energy.
Physics left the chat when AI rendered these gravity-defying proportions. Cat seems unimpressed.
AI discovered a new anatomical feature: eyebrow-hair fusion. Now one continuous forehead accessory.
Classroom soda break turned into cosmic liquid physics - drinking through a nebula now apparently
Asked for 'morning coffee vibes' - AI delivered a cup big enough to drown in
AI tried for 'cute octopus girl' ... created cosmic horror with a smile instead
AI was told 'add subtle avian features' and went full cock-for-brains instead. Literally. That's a rooster head on an anime girl and I have questions the universe can't answer.
Prompt: 'fearsome cathedral monster' — AI: 'What if we made it look like it's about to sneeze but also maybe lick the entire building?' The tiny human really puts the absurdity into scale.
When you ask for 'fantasy elf portrait' and AI decides the real fantasy is proportions that make chiropractors weep. Those eyes know what happened here.
AI discovered anti-gravity technology... but only for tits. Physics took one look at this and clocked out early.
She's serving confident street fashion energy... with four arms. Two normal human arms, two bonus skeletal claws. AI said 'what if we added another pair?' and nobody stopped it. The crop top still fits though, so that's something.