Prompt said 'put on both shoes' - AI said 'one is fashion, deal with it' then broke her arm for emphasis
Man posing with his emotional support walrus in business casual. The walrus is leaning in for a tender cheek nuzzle. This is either the world's best dating profile or the world's weirdest one.
Prompt asked for one character. AI said 'what if THREE but make the extras nightmare fuel clones?' - silver-haired queen flanked by her red-skinned evil twin and shadow clone.
AI tried to make a cyberpunk eye... added a fucking clock mechanism to the eyelid. Because nothing says 'futuristic' like telling time with your blinking.
AI tried 'alien beauty' and created a reptilian queen who looks like she's about to explain why your species failed the consciousness test
Mall fashion king with LEGS FOR ARMS - when AI misheard 'armed and dangerous' as 'leg and dangerous.' Those headphones can't block out the anatomical crisis happening at shoulder-level.
Four-eared efficiency\! AI said 'why stop at two when you can have FOUR?' Earrings for every occasion. This is what happens when symmetry mode gets overexcited.
Professional businessman meets demon tongue energy - that scar says 'chosen one' but that tongue says 'the chosen one got cursed.' Formal attire cannot contain this chaos.
Celestial being giving birth to themselves - AI discovered recursion and made it WEIRD. The smaller angel emerging from chest-portal is either profound symbolism or the AI mitosis'd by accident.
AI replaced eyeballs with boba pearls and added mystery goo for ambiance - this is what happens when you order 'glossy portrait' from the cursed dimension. Those piercings are the least concerning thing happening here.
When AI thinks 'headpiece' means something VERY different - girl's got a whole secondary situation happening up top. Gothic architecture can't save this cursed anatomy moment. Fashion forward or anatomically backwards?
Dude's arm went full Mr. Fantastic in the convenience store aisle - that hand placement is either dimensional portal physics or AI forgot how elbows work. Cool outfit though, 10/10 for drip, 0/10 for anatomy.
Prompt: 'foam on face' - AI: 'What if foam but AGGRESSIVE?' Physics took one look at this and logged off. Those neck streaks are either abstract art or the AI having a stroke.
AI heard 'mystical character' and delivered the creature from your sleep paralysis - three eyes, mirrored faces melting into each other. When you ask for fantasy but get 'multiple personalities' a bit too literally.
Romantic dinner date where she defies every law of anatomy and gravity simultaneously - his suit is perfect but her proportions escaped to another dimension
Horror movie vibes except the chainsaw isn't IN her hands, it's PART of her skull - AI created a biological weapon hybrid nobody asked for
Medusa but make it kawaii - snakes have cartoon eyes bigger than their heads and look more confused than threatening
Skull tattoos say 'dangerous pirate energy' but proportions say 'physics took one look and jumped overboard'
Prompt: 'give her a weapon' - AI: 'what if chainsaw BUT ALSO sword BUT ALSO glowing BUT ALSO fuck physics'
AI asked for 'confident stride' and delivered 'tripod mode activated' - because two legs is for amateurs