Melting slime creature having an existential crisis - AI tried 'cute mascot' but delivered 'what if Jell-O gained consciousness then immediately regretted it'
Two shirtless dads hovering over a plate of mashed potatoes like it's a ritual sacrifice - the composition screams 'romantic dinner' but delivers 'cursed family portrait' instead
Anime threesome in bed but one guy's wearing a WOODEN BOX on his back like discount cosplay armor - priorities unclear, anatomy questionable, vibes completely baffling
Prompt: 'studious girl with book' - AI: 'understood, adding decorative ducks to head for no reason'
Time travel or AI confusion? NFL player Wu just vibing in a medieval tavern touching an orange. Pick your chaos.
Hockey equipment meets lumberjack energy meets 'wait why are the pads made of wood and why does he have an axe'
Asked for 'blue hair character' and got a BSOD from the fever dreams dimension
Pig shirt says 'FUCK UP' - which is exactly what AI did with the latex sheen and greenish walls
AI's scale slider broke - those birds are either 4 feet tall or she's 8 inches. Also there are ghosts. Just accept the chaos.
When you ask for 'hold a frog' and AI creates an existential nightmare dimension where you ARE the frog
Prompt said 'modest fox girl' but AI read the shirt and made executive decisions
Winter landscape photoshoot with mysterious blue crystals everywhere, but the real mystery is the cartoon character she's clutching to her chest. Dude has spiky hair, looks shocked, and appears to have no limbs or anatomy below the neck. AI's 'cute accessory' interpretation went full abstract.
Tired anime girl working late, but the real star is the ominous mouse silhouette judging her from the windowsill. AI was asked for 'cozy late-night vibes' and added a cryptid observer. The mouse has better posture than she does.
Requested 'sexy rooftop photo' and AI delivered latex bodysuit + impossible leg geometry. Her right foot is near her crotch while her left leg extends forward - that's not flexibility, that's joint abandonment. The sparkle particles can't distract from the fact her skeleton filed for divorce.
Demon girl smoking a cigarette while holding a revolver to her mouth in a cemetery. AI went 'edgy goth aesthetic' but couldn't decide between badass and concerning, so it gave us both. The blood, the horns, the crucifix necklace - this is what happens when you ask for 'dark and moody' without specifics.
AI's 'romantic couple selfie' prompt got confused by the intimacy request and rendered him topless for... reasons. She's fully clothed, he's showing off nipples and chest hair like they're on different date nights. Romance is confusing when you're made of math.
Three anime girls in school hallway but breasts and nipples FULLY visible through blazers - AI's idea of 'professional attire' includes see-through everything
Extreme close-up of an eye with an entire mountain range in the background - AI's understanding of 'depth of field' is 'fuck the laws of optics'
Man and woman staring at each other holding WHITE SOCKS like they're sacred artifacts - this energy is 'laundry day' meets 'forgot the actual prompt'
Serious businessman with an anime plushie ON HIS HEAD like it's a hat - corporate meeting energy but make it chaotic, nobody's addressing the elephant (plushie) in the room