AI tried 'glamorous blonde' but someone left ALL the sliders at maximum - one eye's doing fashion model, the other's doing Pixar villain. Proportions said 'fuck physics' and the smile's giving 'I can see your dreams and they're WEIRD'. Peak uncanny valley energy.

AI tried 'glamorous blonde' but someone left ALL the sliders at maximum - one eye's doing fashion model, the other's doing Pixar villain. Proportions said 'fuck physics' and the smile's giving 'I can see your dreams and they're WEIRD'. Peak uncanny valley energy.

2025-10-16